Here's My Card RELAUNCHES glory day!!

We are happy to announce the relaunch of our site. As you have probably noticed there have been a few changes around here. The first thing is our new digital section. We are now offering our entire catalog (even our infamous card000). As we are hardcore capitalists, each digital release is $.50CDN. The mp3s are iTunes, 320kbps 44.1khz 16-bit stereo, encoded with LAME 3.97. In addition when you purchase a physical release, you will have access to download the equivalent digital copy for free. And, all the tracks are still available for free (in reduced quality) somewhere on our site, but we'll leave that up to you to figure out where they are. ;)

New Releases

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ROBOT NINJA DINOSAUR BASTARDS - HELL BENT ON DESTRUCTION

If you have ponder for even the merest moment if you should buy this nugget of awesomeness, you should be strung up by your toenails and flogged within an inch of your putrid and pathetic life. Let me lay the cards on the table - no pun intended. 1) Robots, 2) Ninjas, 3) Dinosaurs, and 4) Bastards. Like fuck does it get better than that. Probably not my friend, probably not...

01 Robot Ninja Dinosaur Bastards - Hell Bent
02 Robot Ninja Dinosaur Bastards - Killer Klown
03 Robot Ninja Dinosaur Bastards - With Sword

UPCOMING RELEASES

At some point we will be release tunes by Kablonskaneui, The First Seed, and Hinder. You've never heard of these people, but we have, and they are awesome. In the meantime, fiddle with your bits in anticipation.